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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Native American:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Mexican:
1. He treated his mama like she was a saint
2. He always wore llantas and a serape
3. He was a carpenter who could fix anything
But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
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I LOVE it . . . A Man for all people ❤️
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Good ones!
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Perfect!
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terrific!
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Marvelous!
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Sometimes chuckling with respect can open the door to healing.
Related: Have you ever reached out for Mary Baker Eddy’s chapter on Marriage in search of healing when you were angry? In Science and Health P.65 [29-32]. It has a different meaning when you are angry, and can open the door to Love when you laugh.
